By Professor Doom
I really feel the
need to emphasize that the lunacy in my previous post is not so unusual on
campus now, this sort of madness is common on many campuses, not just the ones
that make headline news.
Racism and gender
bias run rampant in our higher education system, but you’ll never get that from
the news. Every institution I’ve ever worked at has made it very clear that
females and minorities (well, certain minorities) must get preferential treatment at all times, especially when it
comes to hiring.
Admin: “How
did you end up hiring a male faculty member in mathematics? We were under the
impression you interviewed four women candidates, and one male. Why was a male
even interviewed?”
Faculty:
“We had over 400 applications. We called in every female applicant, all four of
them. As per policy, had no choice but to have five interviewees, so we had to
invite a male even though we thought we’d be wasting his time.”
Admin: “Why
didn’t you offer the positions to any of the females? We’ve made it clear we
need more female math faculty.”
Faculty:
”Of course, we offered the position to all female candidates in turn. Every
single one was offered a position elsewhere. So we had no choice but to hire
the only male candidate we interviewed.”
Admin:
“What do you recommend we do to make your department more attractive to women?”
Faculty:
“Offer more money. In our followups, the candidates that rejected the position
indicated that they were getting a bigger “female candidate” signing bonus than
we were offering.”
Admin:
“Fine. We’ll budget more for this next time around.”
---Dozens
of faculty got to hear this exchange, not a one spoke up about how this hiring
policy violated our collegiate mission statement about hiring “without regard
to race, gender, or” anything else. Anyone looking to have a career in academia
today, especially in STEM, should seriously consider self-identifying as female
(and minority!) because it absolutely moves you to the head of the line for
interviews.
I’ve given much
personal testimony about how bigoted our institutions of higher education are
now, and it’s particularly vile when it comes to hiring. As always, I
completely understand if the reader chooses to ignore my (or any other)
personal testimony…there’s a lot of crap online (especially if you go to
foxnews.com or cnn.com).
So, why take my
word for it? Our institutions are so brazen now that they honestly don’t care
about their own bigotry. What used to be done with a wink and a nod, or behind
closed doors, is now officially out in the open:
Now, don’t get me
wrong, I’ve nothing against the myriad of subgroups that comprise humanity, but
forcing a person to be a finalist, based strictly on skin color or gender,
strikes me as extraordinarily biased…and it’s a bias we really can’t afford, as
doing this could easily force far more qualified candidates out. It’s already
trivial for me to find extraordinary incompetence at the administrative level,
I don’t believe we can afford to make our administrators even worse than they
already are. Again, my personal testimony of incompetent administrators I’ve
dealt with is irrelevant in the face of so much of it documented in this blog.
---from the UT website, the same UT that’s forcing discrimination on
finalists for positions based on skin color or genitals, not that admin cares
about such things.
It really is
remarkable that nobody at UT has the courage now to stand up and shout how wrong this policy is. I grant that all I’m
doing is cowering in the back and mumbling, but I’m not at UT…but how is making
interviews based on skin color not discrimination?
[The Poo Bah] added, "While this will not guarantee women or
minority hires -- nor should it if a candidate is not qualified -- it will put
more women and minorities in a position for the selection committee to
recognize the great talents that may have heretofore gone unnoticed."
No, it doesn’t
mandate hiring, but anyone on those hiring committees will get the message and
will know full well that if they hire the non-preferred gender/minority
candidate, the committee will have to defend their decision much more
vigorously than if they go with what the Poo Bah wants.
Faculty:
“Since we didn’t hire the female applicant, we have to submit a written
justification for not hiring her…”
--from 1988
or so. Honest, this sort of thing has been around a while, but now it’s being
written into policy.
Please understand,
this bias, while politically popular, is unwarranted:
“UT
officials said in fall 2013, women held 45 percent of dean, provost and vice
presidential positions,”
--seeing as
50% is about as fair as it can get, 45% isn’t far enough off that we need to
violate principles to “make things right.”
This outrageous policy
is extremely insulting to women and minorities (seriously, how would you feel
if you became a finalist for a job because of your genitals? Outside of
pornography, of course). Injury to the insult is added when you’re hired, and
forced to swear to fight discrimination, as per policy.
The new rule only
applies to administration, but you can bet this will spill over into faculty
hiring as well (truth be told, it already applies, just not officially):
While the
rule will apply only to searches for administrators, [The Poo Bah] also called
for substantial new efforts to recruit minority faculty members.
Again,
getting hired based on the color of your skin is flat out discrimination. How
is this not obvious? I know if, based on skin color, we start firing people in
certain minority dominated departments (hi, African Studies!), campuses would
shut down from all the agonized shrieking about the unfairness.
It doesn’t bother
me that African Studies departments are heavily weighted to minorities…I find
it conceivable that people from Africa would know more about Africa, and thus
could likely be better qualified candidates. Why can’t rational understanding
about why some fields are dominated by certain groups, be met with rational
understanding about why some fields have an under-representation?
Mercifully, I’m
not alone in finding this policy ridiculous:
Unfortunately,
the people making such complaints are outside the system—of course they are,
everyone inside the system is vulnerable to the vicious reprisals
administration is famous for. There appears to be no way to fix it from inside
the system, alas.
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