By Professor
Doom
Yes, I know, I’ve ranted and documented
the massive fraud of the community college scam system, but recent
statistics really point out how bad things are.
Inside Higher Education has a helpful
page of all sorts of college related statistics. Today we’re looking at River
Parishes Community College, in Louisiana, a two year college that’s been around
over 10 years, and even recently was given a new campus…it must be a pretty
successful school to be given such a boon, right?
Now, community colleges primarily offer
2 year degrees. So, what percent of students that step onto RPCC’s campus
actually have a degree 2 years later? Inside Higher Education tracks such
things, so it’s easy to click a few buttons and find out.
The success rate? 0.6%...I'm serious.
Over the course of 10 years, not one student in 150 has actually managed
to get a 2 year degree within 2 years. Is RPCC a fraud? Is RPCC merely a joke?
It’s hard to tell, but the official statistics sure don’t look so good.
Halley’s comet is considered a rare event,
because it only comes by less than 1.5% of years. A 2 year graduate of RPCC is
more rare than Halley’s comet.
For all I know, the only reason literally
nobody gets their degree on time at this place is because of a rounding error
in the statistics! Keep in mind, administration compiles these statistics and
submits them. They know full what well they’re doing: sucking students in,
loading them up with bogus coursework for years until the money runs out, then
tossing them back out.
And this is a successful school, to judge by how well it’s been rewarded. There
are several news articles detailing how quickly RPCC has grown. But should growth really be the
true measure of a school’s success? It’s all administration seems to think, I
admit.
Where are the articles on the almost pure
failure rate? Why is nobody even asking the question if we need public
“institutions” like this?
A look at the course offerings really does
tell the tale: there’s no second year coursework there, at least none that a
university would consider second year. No wonder there are no on-time
graduates. For-profit institutions legitimately catch flack for misleading
students, but I sure don’t see anything on RPCC’s web page honestly telling students that
pretty much nobody gets a 2 year degree in, you know, 2 actual years. A look at
faculty, at least in mathematics, further reinforces the hopelessness of
getting an education: it’s all Education faculty.
“But Professor Doom, you’re looking at
the worst school in the state!” is a fair counter argument, but it’s hard to dispute the new campus RPCC received as a reward for such
growth. Nevertheless, perhaps looking at the worst school in the state is
unfair.
0.6% is successful enough to merit a new
campus. What % is necessary for failure?
So, let’s move over to a nearby school,
one my blog has examined before, Baton Rouge Community College, about 10 miles
away from the “glowing success” of RPCC. BRCC has a screaming 1.3% two year graduation
rate…we’re talking only one student that goes into every three classrooms
actually comes out in two years. High schools with this level of graduation
would be a national disgrace, and BRCC actually looks good on the curve!
Based on previous analysis, it’s pretty clear there’s no, or
very little at best, college education is going on at this community college. I
point out both these schools are over a decade old, so have had plenty of time
to get students through 2 years of coursework, and refine programs to make that
happen…admin knows full well what’s going on, although faculty might not
(unless they happen upon the stats from IHE, which they generally can’t get
from admin).
As hard as it is to imagine, a closer look
at the statistics tells even a sadder tale, even at BRCC, which is apparently
“twice as good” as the successful RPCC.
Another statistic compiled is the “cost
per degree”. This isn’t the cost to the student, it’s the cost to the taxpayer
for each one of these (basically worthless) degrees, regardless of how long it
took. The gentle reader should recall that the whole point of community college
is it’s “cheaper” than a university. My blog earlier discussed how this is
a lie, though why
trust a blog when the official statistics are available?
The “average cost” of a 4 year degree at
a “typical” university isn’t so easy to figure because it varies so much by
university, but is running close to $100,000. Of course, that’s a “typical” university,
not an easily described thing, and here we’re looking at specific community
colleges. It’s much easier to get the cost at a specific place.
So, how expensive are the degrees at
BRCC? The student might not be paying, but the IHE statistics nevertheless
provide a helpful cost to the taxpayer for a degree at BRCC:
$91,796!
“Hey, that IS cheaper!” comes out a little
shrill here. I don’t have an Education degree, but I honestly think a 2 year
degree should cost around half of a 4 year degree. Now, while I grant that’s
the cost of a degree, realize quite a bit of money is being spent on the other
students…even if they don’t get a degree, they’ll still spend years on those pits
of doom campuses. More accurately, the money is being spent on a legion of
administrators. These administrators’ high salaries and great number are
justified, we’re always told, because they “help” students. How much help are the students getting to
achieve that 1%-ish graduation rate?
Seriously, instead of building a community
college, why not just hand each potential student a check for $90,000 and be
done with it? The campuses could be bulldozed, and turned into perfectly good
parks or something. All those $100,000 a year administrators would be out of a
job…but it’s clear they’re not doing any good.
The sole reason for these little
money-sucking institutions to exist is because they allow administration (and,
I admit, “students”) to grab that Pell Grant money. Most goes to a heavily
overpaid and generally worthless—as documented above!--administration, while
crumbs go to students.
The mathematician in me can’t help but
play with the statistics. The “raw” statistics give a borderline significant
negative relationship between graduation rate and Pell Grant recipients (p=
.07).
What
did I just say in English? There’s some evidence that the more Pell Grant money
you hand out, the less likely you’ll be doing anything good with it. If I
fiddled with the statistics the way government does, I’m sure I could make it
“very strong” evidence, but the fact remains: even a cursory glance shows that
the “free” money is actually hurting education.
This is unsurprising.
I’ve discussed the immense Pell Grant scam before, where nonexistent
record-keeping allows “nomadic students” to go from campus to campus, loading
up on bogus coursework while getting the crumbs left over from the Pell Grant
checks. Estimates of how many Pell runners there are vary, but 25%, perhaps
double that, of the people attending community college are there for the
checks, nothing more.
Administrators are the primary reason
there are no records, of course. Again, this is unsurprising: not just RPCC,
but all institutions get rewarded for growing institutions with students, and
any warm body can count as a “student”.
While much of the system is corrupt, most
schools maintain a small cadre of at least semi-legitimate faculty and coursework,
wheeling them out whenever a Potemkin campus needs to be shown for an
inspection. So, because we don’t have complete fraud, the statistics merely say
“there’s probably something fraudulent going on here” instead of simply
revealing the truth (not that statistics are particularly good at revealing the
truth anyway, I readily concede).
Simply looking at the numbers, we have
community colleges that are 100% failures (ok, that’s an exaggeration, the
official stats say they are 99.4% failures…you can make soap out of that,
right?), that cost twice as much as a university education, that have large
numbers of bogus students and catalogues packed with bogus courses. Even with
these documented facts, such schools are good enough to justify building new
campuses for them.
And Obama says we should send everyone to
these places. Suppose
we do, and suppose community colleges fail as horrifically as, well, they
already do…they’ll still have lots of growth, right? Will we then pave over the
country slapping down more campuses? Wouldn’t it be far more ethical and cost
effective to simply shut them down?
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