By Professor Doom
Of late I’ve been reading a book by an Australian academic, which details the collapse and
fraud of Australia’s higher education system.
I should point out, what he sees there and
I (and many others) see here isn’t really a result of higher education, per se.
It’s quite common in institutional systems for administrators and bureaucrats to
take over. It happened with many US corporations (especially in the area of
Detroit), where bloated middle management sank company after company.
There are some differences, though the
most important from the view of the taxpayer is that the wild inefficiencies
created by too much management no longer lead to bankruptcy of a corporation.
Instead, they lead to higher tuition, paid for by the taxpayer. That the
underlying product, education, is very susceptible to being fraud is just icing
on the crap cake that the taxpayers are now forced to buy.
The “titans of industry” running the
institutions in Australia, much like here, are degrading the system first by
treating the students as customers, rewarding them not for learning, but by
simply paying for tuition. The results in Australia are likewise similar to the
United States:
The end
result of a Student-Centred/Constructivist education is the
emergence
from our institutions of poorly-educated people with
unrealistically
high opinions of their abilities. This feature of modern
Australian
society is something that citizens experience through
virtually
daily encounters with rank incompetence at every level of the
society. …”
The above is so familiar to me. I’m
reminded of a student who said he was a “human calculator” but could not
function at the 7th grade level in math comes to mind. I’ve stopped
asking for “6 ounces of provolone cheese” when I go to the deli…I get a blank
look, since the scales are digital. When I instead ask for “.375 of a pound”, I
still get a blank look—the counter person really doesn’t understand the decimal
system much beyond “1 pound” or “half a pound”.
Rather than frustrate myself or confuse the drone behind the counter, I
just buy the prepackaged cheese. I see Australia is having the same problem.
“…Without
the mental resources that should be acquired as part
of a
proper education, these products of Australian “Educational
ism”
typically blame others for their own failures and expect everyone else
to do the
hard work…
Again, there were so many people at Occupy
Wall Street, just completely clueless what had been done to them, and wanting
someone else to bail them out. Indeed, much of what is said in this book is
familiar.
The similarities continue:
“…Fortunately
for the hapless, Australian universities, with a keen eye on collecting fees
from young Australians and foreigners alike, have responded by simplifying
their courses and degree curricula so that in many cases they are teaching what
previous generations learned, sometimes as far back as primary school. After
all, who cares whether our graduates can do long division or write a coherent
sentence?...
While the
author doesn’t delve into in how the courses got simplified (mainly through
bogus Educationist degrees and firing faculty with integrity, as I’ve
documented in my blog), what he’s observed in Australia is no different in
here. It’s a simple matter to show that 90% of college work is at the high school or lower level, after all. Because all that matters is “butts in seats,” having any challenge or
educational material in the courses would be counter-productive.
The
rampant greed I’ve shown to dominate educational institutions in the US is also
pretty apparent in Australia:
“… Surely
all that matters is the amount of money that can be extracted from the consumer
of education product (i.e. you or your children)…”
For the most part, the book just shreds all
the inane Educationist theories that are being inflicted on Australia’s youth.
The author does a fine job of this, but he does have an unfair advantage: the
idiotic ideas of Educationists have already failed horribly in America, so he’s
got a head start on understanding their failures in Australia.
Most people outside the system truly don’t
understand on how many levels Educationist idiocy is harming education, from
primary school to higher education. Pointing out all the ways it’s bad is
counter-productive. Instead, we just throw the entirety out, and use common
sense to realize what should be done. The author makes it easy:
“…If you
needed to learn something conceptually challenging, what learning environment
would you choose? Most people would choose to have the best physical resources
at their disposal, an expert in the relevant area to teach them and a class
size of one... “
I’ve certainly pointed out that, throughout human
history, humans have learned by standing near an expert. I’ve accomplished in a
few months tutoring a student 1 on 1 than what the student learned in years of
being in a stuffed classroom. We all know the obvious here.
These are obvious things, and higher
education did the best it could for centuries, following the obvious ways for
how humans learn and become educated. Modern Educationists have studied
education as a scientific endeavor, supposedly, for decades now.
What have they done for education? Have
they managed to improve upon the obvious ideas, or have they managed to turn
education in the exact opposite direction?
Are our classes well supplied, small, and
led by experts? No.
Faculty: “So the dean, vice chancellor, and CFO all
told me there’s just no money for glass beakers in my chemistry lab. They each
make 100k or more a year. Shut down the lab, and there goes my job. The beakers cost a few hundred bucks…guess
I’ll just buy them myself, because there’s no way to teach the lab without
them.”
It really is nuts how time and again I
can’t get lightbulbs or basic things for my classrooms, and my requirements are
pretty minimal. There are college classes with 1,000 enrolled students in them,
massive lecture halls filled with students that text or play on their computers
while a very distant instructor drones away futilely. Instead of teachers with
actual knowledge, time and again I’ve seen Educationists that don’t have a clue
take over teaching positions, because their degrees in Education mysteriously
qualify them for everything. Even though casual conversation reveals them to be
incompetent, they get promoted through the system...to advance more idiotic
ideas.
Much like modern drug companies are
forever trying to find drugs just as good as aspirin, and ignore aspirin, so
too does it seem that Educationists seem to ignore obvious ideas for education,
in exchange for bizarre ideas of their own creation. Only one question remains:
do they do this out of greed, incompetence, or pure evil?