By Professor Doom
I believe the
sleaziest part of our higher education system is the community college. Yes,
the “for profit” schools are arguably close, but I’m a firm believer in
integrity, so I give the for-profit sector some slack for making their
decisions with profit, and nothing else, in mind.
Community
colleges, on the other hand, are often indefensible in their looting of the
student loan (and grant) dollar. Time and again I’ve seen admin rake in the
money while shortchanging students at every opportunity. Most particularly
obnoxious to me is when a Poo-Bah finally is tossed from campus for excessive
plundering. Ok, the tossing is fine, I’m happy with that, but what infuriates
me is the golden parachute the Poo Bah receives in addition to his plundering.
“We have to give him severance, because
we’re breaking his contract!” says the trustees, and this assertion silences the
local papers…but I find it weak. We’ve had community colleges for well over a
century now, it really seems by now someone could have figured out how to put
in a “we won’t give you an extra million dollars if we catch you stealing”
clause in the employment contract.
Adding to my fury
of how community colleges operate is the hypocrisy. The vast bulk of community
college faculty are paid almost nothing, even as the rulers of the school
screech about how precious having an education is. The students there are
trained in feminism, communism, and racism…and then turned out into a world
which really doesn’t need people skilled in such things. The reason is because
it’s cheap to hire teachers of “skills” like racism or whatever. On the other
hand, training in real job skills useful to the modern world (hi computers!) is
rare at community colleges—hiring teachers for such things would cut into
administrative bonuses.
Getting back to
those contracts, perhaps my lack of knowledge of how the law works is what
prevents me from appreciating why scurrilous Poo Bahs always reap great rewards
for being let out of their contract (even when
they resign, they get handed a bag of phat loot).
Contracts are iron-clad, right?
The Maricopa Community Colleges
Governing Board has put forth
a resolution that
would abolish the 40-year-old "meet and confer" negotiation
process with faculty and replace it with a policy that "recognizes the
Governing Board as the final approval authority for all policy matters."
Bottom line, the
governing board is voting to simply annihilate the faculty contracts, and
change the system to a “do whatever we want” system. 40 years ago, you see,
higher education was strongly influenced by educators, and so a system was put
in place to make education about education, instead of about looting.
The current governing
board doesn’t want that, and the old “meet and confer” system was cutting into
the looting. Yes, there'll be a vote on these changes, though faculty won't be the ones voting, just the ones who stand to profit by the new rules. I'll be shocked, shocked, when the vote doesn't go through as planned. Being familiar with how this process works, it’s easy for me to read
between the lines of the administrative defense of the new rules:
The proposal
will "allow changes to be accomplished more quickly and reduce the
amount of valuable resources devoted to policy development while not inhibiting
decision-making by the district’s administration or the governing board."
Ah, yes, the “we
need to make quick changes” justification. I remember when from one semester to
the next, passing rates in our remedial courses went from 50% to 85%. No, human
ability didn’t change suddenly, and no, we didn’t change the course syllabus or
books, and no, we didn’t go to restricted admissions.
What happened was
admin simply threatened us: pass 85% of the students or be replaced. Admin’s
newfound ability to do so was because they eliminated the department head, and
replaced him with an administrative mouthpiece: she made it pretty clear what
the new rules for faculty were. ”Policy changes” as admin calls them were very
quick after she was awarded power.
Let’s continue to
sift through this risible defense of the proposed new rules:
…reduce the amount of
valuable resources devoted to policy development…
“Reduce the
amount of valuable resources…” also brings a knowing chuckle to me. Admin pour
ridiculous resources into Vision for
Excellence plans and have hired so many additional administrators that
campuses often have more admin than faculty on them…they have plenty of resources
to spend on “policy development” and have thrown those resources away. The only
concern here is to pour more resources into administrative pockets.
More from the
defense, and more laughs:
… not inhibiting
decision-making by the district’s administration or the governing board."
“Not inhibiting decision-making…” is the true
heart of the matter here. They’re just removing any chance of integrity getting
into their way. Honest, the only goal here is to remove the faculty so that the
major plundering can begin in earnest, nothing more.
Perhaps even more troubling to faculty, the resolution also would direct the chancellor to create a new faculty
policy manual by October. The new manual would allow the chancellor to "at
her discretion, incorporate portions of the existing policy
manual." …The manual covers issues such as academic freedom, salary
schedules, workload and code of ethics.
So instead of the
manual being written by faculty to govern how faculty are to be treated, it’ll
be written by the Poo Bah…and the Poo Bah alone will decide how faculty are to
be treated.
How is this not,
obviously, a recipe for disaster? The line about “at her discretion” is
especially farcical. She may, if she wants, use a part of the existing manual
is comedy gold, in fact, as she clearly can do whatever she wants, there’s no
need to put this line in at all, except to mislead the gullible into thinking
she’ll actually respect faculty wishes.
I really feel the
need to remind the gentle reader that Maricopa’s
community college system already has a reputation for fraud and looting, and allow
me to re-highlight some examples I mentioned before:
“…vehicle stipends large enough to buy a new
car annually…”
Recently retired Chancellor Rufus Glasper's $408,017 compensation package included at least $55,000 in special allowances in 2015. That included a $32,500 spending or discretionary allowance and a $22,400 auto allowance.
Fourteen
[administrators] had car allowances of $18,000 each, with 11 of those
having been raised 76 percent since 2012
At least 19 district
executives were given spending allowances of $800 to $32,500 last year. Thirteen had
allowances of $9,600 each, and 12 had their allowances roughly tripled
since 2012…There are no restrictions on how the funds are spent.
“…other perks such as cellphone and iPad allowances,
and life insurance coverage, are included.”
I could go on,
but it’s funny how admin is spinning faculty concerns here as “fear-mongering.”
In light of the above, only a fool would trust the good intentions of admin if
they were given even more power to plunder, right?
Yeah, no kidding. At least
faculty know what they’re up against. I wish them luck, though their only real
hope is for the voting public to make it clear that they’ve had enough
plundering.
Definitely, good luck with
that.
(Update 2/28: the people with power voted to give themselves more power at the expense of faculty...shocking, I know)
(Update 2/28: the people with power voted to give themselves more power at the expense of faculty...shocking, I know)