By Professor Doom
Admin: “When the economy is bad, people go
back to school and retrain. So this is good news!”
--administrator’s
response to the economic crash of 2008
One thing I’ve
heard many times while working in higher education is how it runs counter to
the economy—the better the economy, the lower the enrollments. I certainly
believed it when I was younger and very trusting of admin, but I’m old enough
now to start thinking about things. We’ve had tremendous growth in higher ed,
year after year…too many institutions have more than double the student base of
twenty years ago, and that’s too much growth to really point at the economy. Across the country,
enrollments have been steadily increasing for decades now…surely we haven’t
had a consistently terrible economy for the last 40 years?
This trend of
growth has reversed recently, in a class of schools that should do well in a
terrible economy, or at least better than most other schools: the community
college. At first glance, these cheap schools of higher education should
attract students when money is tight…but that hasn’t been the case.
Granted, it’s
clear a “bad economy” doesn’t really enhance enrollment, but still we have to
wonder what’s going on with community colleges to make people avoid them. A
recent article attempts to address the question, but misses details:
Some educators see other factors besides a recovering
economy as a reasons [sic] why their enrollments are low.
Any serious look
at our economic numbers reveals that the economy isn’t improving. If our
government honestly believed their own numbers, the Fed would have raised
interest rates years ago, instead of current rates which, literally, are the
lowest interest rates have been in the entire history of planet Earth.
First, a quick
look at the enrollment drops:
Community
College Enrollment
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Fall 2015
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5,906,419
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-2.4%
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Fall 2014
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6,052,069
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-4.4%
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Fall 2013
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6,329,631
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-3.3%
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Fall 2012
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6,544,820
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-3.6%
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Fall 2011
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6,787,176
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-2.3%
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Now, a few
percent in one year is a minor worry…but year after year drops like this are
frightening to a college administrator. I’ve seen private schools close down
with a 10% drop in enrollment, and considering how horribly mismanaged a
typical community college is, these types of numbers should cause many a
community college to drop. Well, they would but that they’re massively
supported by tax dollars extracted from taxpayers who are, regrettably, deeply
ignorant of what a scam most of these places are.
Although the
article subtitle says we’ll hear from educators, the article begins with a Poo
Bah’s thoughts:
“After the great
recession, we’ve seen a restoration of new jobs, but manufacturing jobs remain
off and aren’t restored to pre-recession levels,” said Dan Phelan, president of
Jackson Community College in Michigan. “You would think if that’s the case,
there’s got to be more people interested in taking classes and enrollment would
be better, but that’s not the case.”
Indeed, there’s
obviously something wrong with the economy, a problem not likely to be fixed by
an endless stream of bogus government economic numbers. When the only jobs
available are pushing buttons on the register (although those are leaving
because of increasing automation), driving trucks (although those are leaving
because autonomous vehicles are coming soon), and yard work, it’s tough to
justify getting a college degree.
Ok, to be fair,
there are great jobs available in computer repair, electrical work, plumbing,
carpentry, and such…but few community colleges are willing to pay for
instructors with such obviously marketable skills.
The article
actually bothers to quote a (bogus) official government number:
The unemployment rate
increased slightly from a low of 4.9 percent last month,
however, the low rate is traditionally a sign that the economy has recovered
and people are back work, said David Baime, senior vice president for
government relations and policy analysis for the American Association of
Community Colleges.
Yeah, sure it’s
4.9%. Even the CEO of Gallup, an organization that knows statistics very well,
admits that the unemployment numbers are as bogus as can be:
Another administrator
offers a suggestion why nobody’s going to community college even though the
economy is weak:
This is a perfectly accurate representation of
what’s going on at community college, and it’s no fluke the system is set up
this way. If these 2 year schools would offer 2 year programs in precise job
skills, instead of “general studies” degrees and endless coursework on empty
topics of no marketable value, I bet students would show up. The trouble is,
admin have set the system up to be opaque, deliberately. Trust a guy who spent
over a decade at a community college, students can spend years on campus
without figuring out that nothing useful, job-wise, it taught on campus.
Community
colleges are government enterprises, and that means they do everything
backwards. If a business wants to increase sales, it has, well, a sale…it
lowers prices. Considering very little of the tuition money actual goes to the
teachers, there’s room to do so. Instead, community colleges have responded to
dropping enrollments by raising prices:
“The Michigan college
increased tuition by 7.5 percent two years ago and raised it again by
8 percent this year,…”
What larger sign
would you need of how clueless the “leadership” of these institutions is?
Much like
for-profit schools, a big chunk of revenue comes from government money,
especially when it comes to abusing the Pell Grant program, which is of
particular interest to criminals; I’ve
written before of how this program attracts nomad students, roaming from
school to school to get these poorly documented grants. The leadership realizes
they need to expand their marketing to this group:
Jackson is
also one of the institutions offering the Second Chance Pell Grant program that allows prison inmates to receive federal
money to pursue a college education.
Hey, I totally
believe we should educate prisoners, or at least offer them the chance to get
such an education…but knowing that some 25% of a community college’s student
base could be Pell scammers (i.e., criminals) doesn’t give me a warm feeling at targeting
prisoners (many of whom might well be criminals) like this.
Sadly, the
article lies: no actual educators are asked about why community college
enrollments are dropping. While regular readers of my blog know my conjectures,
namely the huge academic fraud, tremendous plundering by admin, and the use of
Education as a joker to (questionably)
teach courses, to name a few. And, of course, the fact that legitimate
jobs-training programs are in scarce
supply on community college campus, since admin is very unwilling to hire
appropriately skilled teachers, who would command professional-level pay,
instead of the sub-minimum wage pay admin can give to adjuncts to teach Gender
Studies and other comparable courses.
I really wish the
article had spoken to educators instead of administrators, as I suspect quite a
few would point out the same issues I have.
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