By Professor Doom
HEY I HAVE CAME UP WITH A MAJOR PROBLEM AND I NEDD YOUR HELP PLEZ….MY MOTHER WAS DIGNOSED WITH CANCER AND IM DA ONLY CHILD AT HOME AND I HAVE BEE MISSIN ALL MY SCHOOL AND I WAS WONDER WOULD YU BE KINDA ENUFF TEW HELP ME REPLACE ALL MY MISSIN GRADES AND ASSIGMETS PLEZ!!!
--actual e-mail from a second year student at my college, yes, it was in all capital letters. While I strongly suspect this student wasn’t really interested in education, the fact remains: she was in her 4th semester of “progress” in college level work, sucking up loan and grant money all the while.