By Professor Doom
After months of detailing the thorough corruption of higher
education, it’s time to give some easy ideas on how it can all be fixed. Last
time I addressed the main reason why there are so many suckers willing to
indebt themselves perpetually for a higher education: the myths. The suckers
can be much reduced simply by telling the truth about higher education: it’s
not a path to riches. Those who become successful after getting an education
are generally hard workers, and it is the capacity for hard work, not the slip
of paper, that is the real determinant of success.
Still, there is much that is bogus in higher education
today, and this must be addressed. The next fix isn’t so easy as “tell the truth,”,
but it is still achievable:
Make Accreditation Meaningful
“[My school] is accredited, and I have my two year degree. Every place I
want to go to has a four year degree program. They’ll accept my degree, no
problem. After I transfer my two year degree, it will take me at least three
more years to get the four year degree, and that’s if I take 16 hours a
semester. How does it all transfer, but not add up to only two more years to
finish?”
--Common complaint from my students
that graduate, and move on to a university. I explain that administrators don’t
understand why 4 - 2 should equal 2,
especially since it’s more profitable if 4 – 2 = 3 or 4. It’s queer how it can
be viewed as acting with integrity to tell students their 2-year degrees are
fully transferrable when administration knows students will only get about half
credit if they’re lucky.
So much of the accreditation process has
so little do with education that it’s puzzling that anyone could believe being
accredited legitimizes the institution. Part of this misdirection, no doubt, is
that the same college administrators that have failed higher education are
generally the same people who influence what comprises accreditation today.
Having the watchers also be the watched is a recipe for corruption, and this
alone makes it no surprise that accreditation as it stands now is meaningless
at best and a complete fraud at worst.
The entire concept of accreditation began
well over a century ago with educators at various institutions getting together
to help each other understand how best to run an educational institution and to
standardize, at least a little, what it meant to be such an institution.
Accreditation was never intended to have the responsibility for the disposition
of hundreds of billions of dollars of loan money; it was a huge mistake of the
Federal government to indirectly assign such a massive responsibility to
accrediting agencies. While administrators have their influence, many of the
requirements for accrediting agencies come from the Department of Education.
This is perfectly understandable, as only accredited institutions are eligible
to get student loans and other money from the government: it is government
money (well, after it has been “forcibly donated” by citizens), the government is
entitled to set the terms under which they’ll hand it away. Thus, accrediting
agencies should at the minimum do what they’re already doing as a matter of
necessity.
This doesn’t change the fact that
accreditation never looks to see if there is much going on that really relates
to education. Almost always, accrediting agencies allow the institution to
self-report, making accreditation practically, if not completely, alone among
all other forms of regulation. This made sense in the distant past when
education wasn’t about big money and wasn’t controlled by administrators with
no real interest in education, but now that accrediting is responsible for so
much more than it was originally intended, it needs to be valid for the purpose
of education. There are a few easy ways to make accreditation relevant to
education, but I’ll start with the easiest.
The most blatantly obvious is, of course,
to have evaluators, people working as faculty/teachers at accredited
institutions, actually take courses at the institution wishing accreditation.
I’m quite comfortable taking any undergraduate course in the math curriculum,
and I would be stunned if any graduate degree holder in another field would
have difficulty in courses that he is qualified to teach (a faculty member who
can’t do so probably has a bogus degree, and identifying these people would
further help return legitimacy to higher education). The evaluators need not
show up every day (students can generally miss weeks), need not submit original
work (courses with writing can be time-consuming, and plagiarized papers should
probably be used a few times anyway), could even try to cheat, need not even do
enough work to pass the course (the better to see if grades are being given
honestly), and not all courses need to be evaluated or attended for the
entirety of the semester. The point is to at least have the slightest idea what
goes on in actual courses at the institution.
Registrar, at a policy change meeting:
“Due to a glitch, a number of students in various courses were enrolled in
courses accidentally. They didn’t know they were in the course, so never showed
up for class or did assignments, and didn’t know what was going on until they
received their report card. We need to change the policy to allow students to
drop late, for this reason.”
Me: “Of these students that did
absolutely nothing, about how many failed?”
Registrar: “2/3rds failed. The rest
got A’s, but complained because it cut into their loan disbursements.”
Me: “To be clear, 1/3 of the students
that literally did absolutely nothing still got an A for their coursework?”
Registrar: “Yes.”
--No, administration didn’t decide to
look into pretty clear evidence that around 1/3 of the coursework on campus was
utterly and completely bogus. Of course.
Right now,
this doesn’t happen, an instructor can literally give no reading assignments,
no writing assignments, no tests, manufacture bogus attendance records, assign
all A’s at the end of the semester…and receive kudos from administration for
doing such good work. I really wish I weren’t joking, but there’s a reason why
the average college grade is A-
(the last chart in that link says it all). At the bare minimum, an institution
with integrity would look at a class with all A’s, think “well, this material
is so easy everyone masters it, so there’s no reason to charge thousands of
dollars to teach it.” That’s not how it
works, but it needs to work that way again.
Administration e-mail: “For night
instructors, please use your class time wisely, these courses are supposed to
meet for 3 contact hours a week.”
--I often taught night classes,
meeting once a week from 6 to 8:45. When my class takes a five minute break
around 7:30, typically the parking lot has as many cars as I have students,
plus my own vehicle…even when many classrooms have a class registered to it for
those hours. Since it doesn’t matter if anyone’s learning anything, and giving
assignments is counter-productive to job security, I rather see the point of
just letting students go early. I had integrity, thought I should adhere to my
contract and legitimately try to help my students, and was punished for it
repeatedly.
Having faculty evaluators is important, and
puts the burden on the accrediting agency to do its job, as it should be. The
regulators at the accrediting agency need to see with their own eyes what is actually going on. There is so much
bogus crap on accredited campuses, courses that absolutely are a waste of time
and money for students, courses with minimal reading, minimal writing,
laughable testing, and dubious lecturing, passing very happy students but
accomplishing no real improvement in skills or gains in knowledge, and this is
not even addressing “elective” courses that might well be of some value if
minimal content. All of these shenanigans are covered up by institutions being
allowed to self-report how great they are at what they do, not just in math
classes or gender studies classes, but in all subjects.
Accreditation is broken on many levels,
and having educators, not administrators, determine if education is even being
attempted is merely the start of it. Of course, this needs to be done
carefully, but I’ll address that in more detail next time.
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