The last joke of
accreditation a century ago
By Professor Doom
So let’s finish this list of what was necessary for
accreditation over a century ago:
1. follow
respectable entrance requirements
2. offer
courses selected from the classics
3. ensure a
minimum of eight departments headed by full-time
instructors,
each possessing at least a master’s degree
4. provide
a good library
5. properly
prepare students for post-graduate study
6. have a
maximum class size of 30
7. have a productive
endowment of at least $200,000.
I’ve covered the first six previously, and they all related
to education…a real shocker compared to accreditation of today, which has very
little, if anything, to do with education. But what of that last rule, which
apparently seems to have nothing to do with education?
Let’s focus in on it, because money has much to do with
education today.
7. have a productive
endowment of at least $200,000.
Nowadays, accreditation doesn’t specify a sum, merely that
the institution is fiscally secure, not that accreditors pay much attention.
This clause is difficult to interpret in modern terms. About the only way to
analyze this is to convert $200,000 in the 19th century into today’s
bogus fiat currency. At the time this clause was written, $200,000 was basically
10,000 ounces of gold—a vast sum. In today’s money, that’s around
$13,000,000—remember, an institution needed this money to fund EIGHT
departments with faculty.
This rule existed because only large, established schools
could become accredited. First they became a legitimate institution, with a
reputation that could attract students, so many that they could set up a large
endowment. Then and only then came accreditation, the independent, outside
recognition that the school was dedicated to education and research.
It’s all reversed now, and the second half, the part about
being legitimate, is completely ignored optional.
$13,000,000 barely pays a few years’ salary of just the
administrators of even a SMALL school nowadays (leaving no money for those
eight departments with faculty), but could support a couple dozen faculty for a
six year program. Back then, a small school wasn’t concerned about
accreditation, since there was no vast federal student loan scam program
that could only go to accredited schools. Accreditation was nice to have, but
it was more important to be legitimate.
Now, when a school opens, its first, primary, only mission
is to satisfy accreditation. I took a school through the whole accreditation
process. While seeking accreditation, yes, I could offer legitimate courses,
provided I was doing all I could to satisfy and fill out all the forms and
documentation necessary for accreditation. This struck me as fair and
reasonable, but I was naïve, and didn’t realize administration’s plan.
See, the thing was, without accreditation, the school needed
revenue and students, and without loan money, the only students we were going
to get were those that wanted to learn so much that they were willing to pay
with their own money…and that could only happen if we offered legitimate
education. A fake student could just go to a fake school, after all.
Once we received accreditation, it all changed. Students
(and those sweet loan checks!) poured in, and administration had no interest
(or need) of legitimacy. Instead, bogus courses flooded our catalogue, bogus
teachers taught courses with legitimate-sounding names, and it no longer
mattered if what actually went on in the course was nothing like the
catalogue…we were accredited now, and accreditors never actually look to see
what goes on in the classroom. I was harassed repeatedly for offering real
courses that prepared students (many of whom went on to get real degrees in
nursing and engineering…I’m still Facebook friends with many of them), while
Educationists offering fake courses received praise, promotions, and rewards
for bogus or minimal material in courses with the same name as mine.
We went from an unaccredited institution that the local
schools were proud to send students to, to an accredited institution that the
local teachers now warn their students to
avoid. It was made clear that my “ilk” wasn’t needed any more, and I had no
choice but to move on, regretting the years and effort spent on building an
accredited school.
In the 19th and early 20th century,
accreditation was a legitimate seal of legitimacy, a sign that a school was an
established institution dedicated to the teaching and research of higher
education. Now, it’s still perceived as a seal of legitimacy, but it means
nothing, and my own eyes have shown me it is arguably detrimental to education.
Before going back to tuition, I’m going to reinforce how
little accreditation means by following up on a school that’s sort-of losing
accreditation, and another school that’s in a tad of trouble.
For now, consider the unintended consequences of tying
accreditation to student loan money. It is now impossible for an institution of
higher education to survive without accreditation, and being accredited means
never having to care in the slightest about the legitimacy of the education at
an institution.
Think about it.
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